the new slogan for tumblr.com
i will not rest until this gets a million notes
i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
Which one of you assholes brought this back
George Takei describes the moment when he and his family were sent to an internment camp.
never not reblog Scarlett calling idiots out on their bullshit
- baby: m-mm ma... m
- magneto: mommy?
- baby: mutant supremacy
- magneto: good
where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from
From inside ourselves.
fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me
Sounds like you’ve got a bone to pick with all this.